He is an equal opportunity slut.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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