Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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