So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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