That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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