Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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