On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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