I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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