I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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