Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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