Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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Your cock deserves a montage
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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