She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Randomize