She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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