On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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