Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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