...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We need a shit load of segways right now
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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