idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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