R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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