He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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