I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf