People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS