Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it