I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Boobs are out for the taking
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed