My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night