I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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