Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just found a bag of teeth...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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