Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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