Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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