Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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