Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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