I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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