i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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