I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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