I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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