I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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