I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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