do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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