i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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