PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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