Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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