so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son