Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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