shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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