So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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