what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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