I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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