p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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