What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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