Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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