physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
