dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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