We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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