i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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