Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm both gender and math confused
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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