He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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