Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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