matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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