I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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